Simple but fun minigame which has one clear purpose - to let you to virtually fuck cartoon hottie who this time will be non other than Katara from "Avatar: The last airbender" series! Besides enjoying all the action from first perosn perspective you will also get a number of options to customize the scene. Try to find the most sexy looks for Katara according to your own tastes!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Your secret invasion into the Konoha Village recieves added goals besides retribution when you satisfy such personalities as Sakura, Ino, Tenten and Hinata. If you will certainly discover the method to send them in the proper direction, these gals are not just wonderful and hot but also talented ninja and they could serve you well. Though in order to do that you will certainly have to handle their teacher and leader - the epic milf Tsuande!
You should have guessed that such nice appartment was given for such low price for a reason. And this reason is... weak walls! Just one little earthquacke is what required for you to have an instant roommate. His name is Riley, he is graphic designer, he is cute looking and has very sensitive nature. Yeah-yeah, Riley is an excellent femboy. So live with it. Like, actually. You will actually has to live with this femboy and only your decisions will define what sort of life it is going to be.
This story has pretty classic beginning - young and unexperienced gal moves to big city where she will find a lot of new opportunities and face a lot of new temptations. But which ones will win the battle for Eva's (that's our main heroine's name btw) soul and mind? Guide Eva through her new life and witness her transformation into either better or worse version of herself!
When one door closes the other one opens. Or in this particular case since this story is about DnD fans: when one magical portal closes the shady person comes with an exclusive offer... As you have probably already guessed from reading the title this offer will be the gift of hypnosis and it will be up to you how you will be using it. As long as you keep following certain rules ofcourse...
Mystery Inc is about finding popel and not missing them! Though it has happened - Fred has gone and nowhere to be found! Close friends are gathering at his big and fancy house to figure out what exactly has happened but during this investigation they are going to reveal a lot about themselevs as well. Will these naughty and kinky secrets help or make everything even harder? There is only one way to find out!
The Uzumaki-Namikaze clan vacation to the Hidden Sand was supposed to be a relaxing escape. Naruto, ever the exuberant Hokage, envisioned lazy days by the oasis, building sandcastles with Boruto and Himawari, and maybe even some quality time with a less-stressed Hinata. However, from the moment they stepped off the train, chaos ensued. Boruto, quickly bored with the "calm desert," started a prank war with the Sand Siblings 'kids, transforming the tranquil oasis into a battlefield of exploding sand clones and dyed-orange cacti. Himawari, in her commonly innocent but deceptively powerful way, stumbled upon a rare and incredibly spicy desert chili, leading to a village-wide inferno of coughing and watery eyes. And Naruto? He managed to accidentally challenge Gaara to a sand-surfing contest, the results of which were... less than dignified for the Hokage. What was intended as a family bonding experience quickly spiraled into a testament to the Uzumaki's unique brand of disruptive love, leaving everyone wondering if a vacation was truly worth the ensuing jangle.
**"Apology Sex Life"** is a deeply immersive and scorching adult video game masterfully crafted by ParadiceZone using the Ren'Py engine. This trainer-type parody video game is a harmony of sensuous delights, offering fully computer animated sex scenes that are as explicit as they are enchanting, improved with reasonable sound results that make every moment really feel extremely genuine. The video game's captivating and varied cast of personalities is designed to spark your dreams, each with their own distinct backstories and characteristics, making certain that your trip is as customized as it is thrilling. The ingenious two-route system in "Parody Sex Life" empowers you to dictate the training course of your adventure. Select your course and watch as the tale unfolds around your wishes, whether you're looking for romantic complexities, warmed encounters, or something much more daring and taboo. The high-definition computer animations and diligently comprehensive art work bring every personality to life, making each interaction really feel raw, extreme, and incredibly individual. The storyline is an envigorating mix of witty wit, significant twists, and unadulterated erotica, maintaining you on the edge of your seat and yearning a lot more. "Parody Sex Life" is greater than simply an aesthetic experience; it's a emotional and acoustic trip, with creative writing and expressive sound style that moves you directly into the heart of the activity. Every groan, every murmur, every wheeze is created to attract you deeper right into the globe of enjoyment and desire. This game doesn't simply damage the surface of your fantasies-- it dives deep, checking out the boundaries of what you believed was possible in a grown-up game. From the steamy encounters to the intricate stories, "Apology Sex Life" is a testament to the power of grown-up pc gaming done. It's a world where your wildest desires are given birth to, where every click brings you closer to the heat of the minute, and where the line in between dream and truth blurs into a haze of pure ecstasy. So, if you 're ready to begin on a trip that will certainly leave you out of breath and begging for even more, "Apology Sex Life" is your ultimate location. Prepare to be consumed by a tornado of interest, wish, and unchecked satisfaction.
From the very beginning Insouke had a feeling that he is here for a reason. First the signs were barely noticable, barely getting together yet the more epxlorations Inosuke made the more obvious it was becoming - this place has many secrets and all these secrets are connected with his. Though don't expect this adventure in the world of "Demon Slayer" will be only grimm - this famous anime universe has a lot of attractive female characters and they all have dirty secrets you need to explore as well!
It was supposed to be videogames all night long for best buddies but instead one of them (yep, the one that you are playing as) ended up stuck with his best frend's family. Though don't get upset too early because luckily enough this family consists of hot looking mother and non the less hot looking sisters so as you can imagine this night is going to be anything but boring.
You are playing as a guy who has to take care of your best close friends daughter named Milly. Her parents had to move to another country because of theor jobs though they didnt want to take Milly out of her friendly environment especially when she has started her studying at college. So leaving her under your custody seemed like a good idea. Though looks like Milly is going to learn a lot of new wonderful things not only at college...
Slade aka Deathstorke is ready to blow his next hit on the team of Teen Titans and this time it will be the hit from the inside - for this purpose he captures Robin and uses new super experimental serum on him that turns the good guy into sex-hungry monster! Will this be enough to ruin all the friendship and unity inside the team? Or may be it will make their bonds even stronger somehow?
This video game shows private moments between a young woman named Gwen and her lover Ben. Thus, the blonde goes to bed with a dvivan. Ben is sitting nearby. He begins to think evil thoughts as he stares at the woman. After taking off the blonde's t-shirt, Ben starts sucking her pink nipples. Gwen woke up smiling. She removed her trousers and gave up on trying to continue the game. Ben licks the pink slit and plays with the clit. Gwen then gives him a strong throat blow. Ben then fucks the girl in her little pussy, causing her to squirt vaginal juice. After that, it will be time for anal drilling. See how Ben enters Gwen's little ass.
Tsunade is well known not only for her being the Godaime of Konoha but also as one of the most big gambelers in her own village and lal the village snearby. And it is not a seceret that sooner or later gambling will put her in major debts that she won't be able to pay off even with all the money she has. So what is she going to do in thsi situation and deal with unpayable debts? Well, this is where her gigantic tits and rich sexual experince will do the job! Ofcourse using some of old and tricky jutsu techniques will make this section a littl ebit easier for her... How exactly? This is something you will know only if you will play this fun and sexy hentai parody game yourself! So waste no more time and see the hidden chapter of Tsunade's adventures that you will never see in official anime or manga series!
The fifth part of the game about a big-chested damsel whose name is Tifa Lockhart. Depraved experiments on the extraction of breast milk continue. In this series, scientists decide to try to stimulate the production of breast milk through depraved group fuck-a-thon. They invite several folks to fuck a dark-haired. So to interact with the game use the mouse. Click on interactive spots to change the sexual effect. Start squeezing large watermelons and the female will groan with pleasure. Then inject the drug and start fucking the dark-haired in her tight beaver. Breast milk appeared on her breast, but this is not enough. Start to fuck the female in the booty and then you will see much more breast milk. Fuck her again and again to find out how this sexual experiment ends.
Remember those times when you were a very lucky sailor? If You don't - then imagine:-RRB- Famous girls Nami and Nico Robin are ready to play sex games on your ship. Try to make them feel real good.
F-series of hentai parody games offers you a whole bunch of the most sexy and popular anime chicks and ofcourse it was just the matter of time when among them you will meet gorgeous Rei Ayaname from anime series"Evangelion". As you have probably already guessed, this time has finally come and now you can browse through Rei's fave outfits only to strip her down and to fuck her in different positions after that! Bikini swimsuit, xmas themed outfit and ofcourse her canonical catsuit from the anime - you will enjoy the view of Rei's curves in any of them and if you will use the blue arrow buttons on the sides of the game screens then you will see her taking it off to let you to see even more! Simple but nicely done animations and various sexy poses will make you happy no matter are you Rei's devotee or not!
Mikasa Ackerman is one the most badass titan killer in the world of"Attack on titan" anime and manga. And she likes Eren who is (spoiler alert if you just staretd watching teh series) can transform into fat titan himself! Of course Mikasa can't kill him but when she needs to stop Eren she use the other ultimate weapon - her wet cootchie! Yep, she just gets naked and lets Eren in form of Titan to eat her cootchie as long as he wants to. Works every time! Enjoy this colorful animated loop and watch Mikasa getting licked by the biggest tongue possible! No gameplay at all though - just hentai loop (but it is really hot!) With naked Mikasa and (partly) Eren as Titan. And Mikasa is pretty lucky that titans have no meatpipes or her cootchie would be destroyed in no time!
If you have read the title of this hentai themed game then you already know what to expect - in this game you will find lovely looking and with nice big tits chick who is stripped down naked, handcuffed and gagballed... and this way she is left in the public guys toilet room! What will happen next? She will get fucked - that is obvious! But how exactly she will be getting fucked depends on you and what actions from the long list you will select... the only thing that should be mentioned here though is that all texts in this game are in japanese language so you may not understand what effects which action will have so a little bit of exerimenting is required... but on the other side - isn't fucking huge-boobed sub doll in the toilet room an experiment already?
Do you remember the land mage - the blind Toph of the Avatar: The last Airbender? Which teaches Aang the magic of the earth. But sometimes between difficult lessons they need to rest. And enjoy the lessons of other magic - sexual magic deepthroat job. Having seized the right moment, Toph and Aang are left alone. And Toph takes Aang's big dick in mouth and starts sucking. She does this very professionally and brings Aang to the peak of pleasure. First, look at the control menu on the right of the screen. Then use the mouse to select the action. Well, after that, just enjoy the quality and depraved flash animation.
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat